on my arse

snow everywhere the past few days I love the stuff but I admit am getting  a little board made it into work every day either by lifts of Sam  she has a big 4x4 says she borrowed it how the fuck do you do that am sure it`s all  above board  I have decided I will never drive in the snow ever Id be a nervous wreck in these conditions .

I have fallen over on my arse massive bruise now landed in the corner of a step bruise is bang in the middle of my cheek everyone thinks its hilarious even my own bloody family mum says I should look for a rubber ring to sit on  she didnt  even get the gay pun saying that .

been talking to my step sister Gail a bit we dont really get on much but she appears happy loved up his names
David met him once he looks ok Gail would do well to hold on to this one David looks all muscle not my type
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