A man rings his local builder and asked can i have a skip on my driveway .
its a free country mate you can skip where yo like.:0

work was quite productive today this morning we had some people from a leading supermarket doing team building exercises that was fun half the team couldn't stand each other who ever came up with the slogan every little helps anyway..

What do you call a fish with no eyes.
A fsh.:o

this afternoon we had to do one at a nursing home  sam mentioned it stank of piss but they got on better than the last Lott anyway. last off we went to look at the new office about twice the size of the one were in now .
but with better heating,, carpet, Internet connection .kitchen . there is the drawback of kitchen being shared
the walls are paper thin .


I went to a family gathering and my mums sister was lying on the floor blowing bubbles I thought oh my giddy aunt...

had a chat with my mum about stuff like me & Scot  Ive told her I love him but she`s expecting someone to get hurt  be some kind of a falling out and if it happens she`d be there to pick up the pieces  but I honestly dont see it happening at all.   also had a talk about my 18th told her all that is planed is the few days away 
that's it don't really want anything else I know she wants to spoil me a bit throw a party exc but  I dont want a big fuss don't wanna drink myself stupid  wake up the next morning in a pile of sick. and next to someone you dont bloody know.

They say a rabbits foot brings you good  luck 
it wasn't for the rabbit was it

also a horses shoe brings you good luck 
again theirs a pore horse out there with a shoe missing .

you may have wondered about the one liners in red just something different